Step aside, kids. If you thought you knew what drinking was all about, you were wrong. The true professional is stepping up to the plate, or more accurately, the bar tap. You're just there for quality control. You need to make sure that every bottle, every tap and every can is up to par. Spitting it out is for sissies and wine drinkers, so clear the path and don't try this at home. Wear this tee or hoodie and let them know that amateur hour is over and happy hour is just getting started.