People would be a lot more mellow if they all just played the banjo. They'd be so lulled by its music they would never even think of arguing. They'd spend their time dancing, singing and feeling love in their hearts. It would be a wonderful world indeed. Sadly, that's not the world we're in, but you can still deliver the banjo's message of peace and love. Wear this tee and let the world know that where there's a banjo, there's a way.