People Are Dumb

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There's no disputing this simple fact. Everywhere you look you're confronted with another example of people's bottomless stupidity. It might be the idiot who burns his house down trying to fry a turkey, or the moron who thinks the Pope is another word for soda, or the dummy who took your parking spot. Were they born that way? Did they make some really bad life choices that landed them in this pit of stupidity? You don't know. You just know that every day, in every way, their dumbness is spreading like a contagious disease. Wear this tee and try not to catch anything.

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