You're in the Bob club. It's not a small group, and the membership requirements are pretty simple, but still, it's an exclusive gathering of guys named Bob. You're not Roberts or Robbies or Bobbies. You're Bob and that means you're always right. After all, your name is the mark of greatness. It's the name of a Halloween game and a famous haircut. Stand tall, Bob, and know that nobody can argue with you. You're Bob. End of discussion.