You're so well-built, they should call you a monument. Seriously. You're so toned, tight and buffed that fitness models hang up pictures of you as something to aspire to. You didn't get this way by accident, of course. That body is the result of long hard hours in the gym, lots of mental and physical discipline, and a major cheesecake deficiency. Bottom line is, you've earned that bottom and every other perfect part of you. Wear this tee or hoodie and show it all off.