Never Half-Ass Two Things

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"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."

The brilliant wisdom of the great Swanson! This man knows what he's talking about. He's Ron! Do you have some serious admiration for the kind of man that Ron embodies? Now you can share his wisdom with the world around you with this classic t-shirt & hoodie!

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