While your coworkers are worrying about their 401(k)s and investment portfolios, you are sitting back at your desk, smug and relaxed. You have found the true pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Your retirement plan is simple: a fishing pole paired with your favorite lures. Worms are free, and there's plenty of fish, so you'll never have to worry about food. And if you ever need some extra cash, you can always teach some poor sucker how to fish. After all, teach a man to fish, and he's good for life!