My Favorite Color Is No Pants

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You don't care if this sentence doesn't make sense. It makes total sense to you! You're living the free, swinging no-pants life and it's good to be you. Nothing's going to hold you down or bind you up. Who invented pants, anyway? They're so restricting that you can't understand what they were thinking. They make you sweat but not in a good way. When you're forced to wear them, it's a long day until you can get out of them and have some breathing room. Don't give up your freedom, pants denier. All you need to wear is this tee and your refusal to compromise.

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