All boyfriends have their faults, and your is no different. Some guys drink too much or ogle other women constantly. Some guys have really disgusting table manners. Your guy doesn't have those faults, in fact, he doesn't have a lot but he's got this weird quirk. It's not a sex thing, it's more like a disappearing thing, or maybe more like a not existing at all thing. But you'll live with it, because you love him and you know he loves you. When he's around. If he actually existed. Anyway, wear this tee or hoodie and be happy.