Your beard is so long and thick, it's actually become another person. And that hair-person is a growing a beard! You did plan it this way, kind of. You planned to grow a chinful of pelt so long it would make the Duck guys and ZZ Top envious. You wanted a rug hanging off your jaw. Now you see where that got you? Alien life forms are starting to take over your face. The only options are to start shaving or learn to live with it. Wear this tee or hoodie when you're hanging with your fellow unshaven ones.