It was a very good year, the year you were born, 1983. A lot of good things came out of 1983 and the best was you. Since then you've only gotten better with every passing year. You can say, with all modesty, that you've gotten a little more goodlooking, a whole lot wiser and way sexier with every passing birthday. Congratulations on reaching this advanced stage. We mean this advanced stage of perfection, of course. Wear your years proudly, like you wear this tee.