Love (Soccer)

American football is for sissies who need pads to protect their precious parts. You're a fan of the real thing, real football, the beautiful game that makes men out of boys. You're tough enough to take a fast-moving ball to the head, shin or foot and keep moving. You appreciate a good flick and a wild diving header and you don't have time for anyone who doesn't know what you're talking about. Here's to the real thing.