You're not asking too much. You're just hoping that somewhere, someday you can find that special someone who looks at you like they just can't wait to bite into you. You want someone who hungers for you no matter how many times they've seen you, someone who can't get enough of you even if their bellies are full, someone who will stare fixedly at you no matter how many times they've seen you. It's love. It's pizza. It's the special love a dog has for pizza. Come to think of it, you probably are asking too much. Share a pie with your dog and wear this tee with resignation.