Let's correct that. Life should be a beach. It should be an endless succession of easy days, warm breezes and rolling waves. It should be a place where you can spend the day reading in the sun, sipping on a frosty rum concoction and paying no attention to clocks or schedules. Sadly, it isn't unless you're lucky enough to live on a beach. If you do, or if you just wish like heck you did, this tee is for you. You know what matters in life and you know a beach is what you need. Get to it, sunshine.