There's a reason you're wearing this tee or hoodie today. It's not because it carries an important message or a knee-slapping pun. It doesn't have a cute picture of a dog or an otter on it. It's just a shirt that happens to be the last clean one you've got. Laundry Day got lost in the whirl somewhere and now this is all you were able to dig out of your closet. Wear it with pride.