Does anyone feel the need to comment on your golfing ability? With this tee you can invite them to kindly bend over and kiss your putt! There's nothing rude about it. What's rude is their insistence that they can somehow teach you anything about this game. You were conceived in a golf cart and born on the first day of the Masters Tournament. What you don't know about golfing doesn't matter. This bold tee features a lipstick-covered putt and an offer they can't refuse. Wear it when you're feeling feisty.