You fought hard for that crown and it was never easy. Some days you thought there was no possible way you could fit yet another snooze in, but you found the time. There were those dark moments when you were tempted to actually do something productive, or even just watch TV, but you held strong. Sometimes you were wracked by self-doubt: move the dog off the couch, or share? But you never gave up and you never backed down. King of Naps, take a bow and don your tee of victory. You've earned it.