You've spent a lifetime collecting all the bad puns, obvious groaners, and horrible one-liners you can. You have jokes that rhyme and jokes about kids and their hair these days. You're a laugh riot and the guys down at the golf club can't wait to hear the next one out of your memory vault. Sometimes you have to stop and try to remember the punch line, but suspense just adds to the fun. You've got them and you're sharing them, no matter how your kids beg you to stop. Keep them rolling, Dad, and you'll always have the last laugh.