You've got no beef with eating your vegetables. You know you have to and you know they're good for you. But why are they coming around here ruining your good time at a barbecue? A barbecue is about meat. It's a sacred thing. It is not to be messed with, especially not by some iron-rich leafy green shrub. Kale is not a shrub? It sure tastes like one. Wear this tee or hoodie and stake your claim at the barbecue pit.