You've done your duty by this party. You made the rounds, squeezed some hands, let yourself be hugged and kissed by a bunch of smelly people whose names you can't remember, and pretended to be totally fascinated by the life of someone you are sure you've never met. It's time to collect your reward. Head over to the bar and grab a cold one. That beer will never bore you with long stories or demand that you know the names of its children, so enjoy. You've earned it. This tee or hoodie will fit right in at any party.