You're a walking jewelry box and that's just how you like it. It doesn't matter if anyone can even see those piercings anymore, you're just finding fresh untouched spots of flesh and poking a needle through them, because that is what you love to do. Your body is a work of sparkling, dangling art. Your only problem now is that you can't find any more spots to pierce. You'll either have to grow an extra limb or wear this tee and hoodie to get some sympathy.