You thought it could have been love, or at least like, but then you got a good look at those two caterpillars crawling up their face and it was, "stop, go no further." Other people have called you shallow for caring so much about eyebrows but if you don't, who will? Certainly not the owners of those overgrown monsters from the looks of things. If you had your way you'd walk around with a tub of hot wax and administer it as needed. Unfortunately, the law frowns on that kind of thing so you'll just have to wear this tee and hope they get the message.