They were warned. They may have thought this day would never come. They might have laughed at the stories whispered by your previous victims. They might even have thought, foolishly, that they were tough enough to take whatever you dish out. Now it's too late. They're in your classroom, on your turf and at your mercy. That evil cackle filling the air and chilling their young blood? That's you. The sense of doom descending like a dark cloud over the classroom? They better get used to it. You will always have the last laugh when you sport this tee. Wear it with an apple in one hand and a ruler in the other.