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I'm the Captain Therefore I'm Never Wrong

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Royal Blue

Let's just save some time here. I'm The Captain. And that means that I am never wrong. Just follow this fantastic advice and life will be that much more efficient and smooth! Are you a proud Captain who's just always right no matter what? Nice! You SHOULD be proud of that! Now you can show off your know-it-all, ever wise and humble self with this hilarious and straightforward, captain inspired t-shirt and hoodie!