I'm Not Funny. I'm Mean & People Think I'm Joking

Are you what they call "brutally" honest? Sometimes it seems like you're the only saying what everyone else is thinking, and the only one telling the unvarnished truth. But people aren't used to that so they figure you've got to be kidding. Nobody would say that, right? Well, nobody but you, you big meanie. Keep wearing this tee or hoodie and keep telling it straight with no chaser.