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I'm Not Always Sarcastic. Sometimes I Sleep

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You've been told you're too critical, too sarcastic and too mean. That's their opinion, and if you wanted it, you would have asked for it. If someone doesn't appreciate your sharp sense of humor that's their loss. The world is full of targets begging for a dose of ridicule, and it's your mission to supply it. That's just how it is, and when you wear this tee you're setting down the rules of conversation with you. As the shirt says, even you have to rest sometimes. When you're sleeping, sarcasm's off. When you're awake, it's another story.

  • T-Shirts: 100% Ring-spun cotton (heather grey is 90% cotton/10% polyester). 4.5oz standard mens/unisex fit.
  • Ladies Junior Fit T-Shirts: 100% Ring-spun cotton (heather grey is 90% cotton/10% polyester). 4.5oz fitted crew neck. NOTE: Our junior fit t-shirts run small and can shrink.
  • Hoodies: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester Fleece. 7.8oz classic hoodie.

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