You have an addiction to sun, sand and surf. In every dream you have, you're at the beach. You don't like water unless it's salty. Other people can have their snowy mountains and their big cities. You want sunshine and tropical drinks. Let them waste time going to museums and art exhibits. The only work you want to do is on your tan. You're a beach bum and proud of it. You should be. Don't let anyone steer you away from your convictions or your beach chair. Dig your toes into the sand, stand your ground, and fly this tee like a beachcomber's flag.