You still think acid-washed jeans were the coolest thing ever, and in your view no girl is dressed up unless she's wearing big hoop earrings and leg warmers. The only music you'll allow to be played in your car is the cassette tape that includes Toto, Duran Duran and INXS. You know the dialogue from "The Breakfast Club" and "Back to the Future" by heart. You're an 80's kid and that's just how you like it. Well, we also think the 80's are aces, and we pity the fool who doesn't. Wear this tee in any decade you like.