You've faced down hoodlums, terrorists and delinquents of all types. And that was just your kindergarten class. Over the years there's nothing you haven't seen and you never shielded your eyes, even when it was something that would make the ordinary person's head spin. You know what those innocent, smiling, well-behaved kids are like once the school doors close, and it's not for the faint of heart. Congratulations on making it out alive. We salute you with a tee that celebrates your badness.