Your life might appear humdrum on the outside, but on the inside you're a pirate. You don't mean the kind who steals music or videos. You mean the real pirate with a sword and an eyepatch and maybe a parrot on your shoulder. That's the life: riding the seas, drinking rum punch and making your enemies walk the plank. For you, every day is "Talk Like a Pirate" Day. You don't have friends, you have "hearties." In your world, "booty" means something entirely different than it does for everyone else. We get it. Here's the tee to wear when you lift your tankard and say, "Argh!"
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