You're not saying you're a wild one, you're just saying you love all the pianos. You don't care what they look like, you just love to tickle them and make them sing. You don't even care if they're upright but you do prefer them to be grand. You're the piano man or piano lady and the ivory-keyed ones love you. This tee will let them know you're the one to listen to, so wear it and stay tuned.