You're talented but you're no miracle worker. You leave that stuff to the saints, although come to think of it, you might qualify for sainthood based on what you've had to patiently put up with from some of your customers! Just how many polite ways are there to say that using a movie star's products won't make you look like a movie star? But you love what you do so you keep your feelings to yourself. Until now. The mirror doesn't lie and neither does this tee. It's pure cotton and comes in white or gray.