You're just giving them fair warning. Anyone who needs help or advice from you needs to know from the get-go that their chances are better with their mother, their neighbor or some stranger on the street. You're not there for them, or anyone. The only promise you can make is that you can't promise anything. You have too much on your plate and there's no room for their pesky demands. Wear this tee to work and you can guarantee you'll never have to do more than your fair share. Anyone who doesn't like it can take their complaints elsewhere too.