If you're ever put on the spot to say something nice when you can't or don't want to, you know how it can stop you in your tracks. What, really, is the correct thing to say when someone asks you to agree that their hideous monster-child is the cutest thing ever? How are you supposed to answer if someone asks if you like the new haircut that makes them look like they ran into a lawnmower? We have the answer to your problem. You can say something nice but say it in a voice dripping with sarcasm. It works every time, trust us.