It's not that you're a little obsessed with your quilting. It's just that you don't see the point of any activity that doesn't involve quilting. You've heard that there are other things people do out there, meaningless, time-wasting things like jogging or playing cards or getting married. Your only interest is in quilting. So if it's not about that, you don't know and you don't care. Quilt on and wear this tee so they'll know just what they can and can't ask you.