You're not saying you're a little obsessive about your knitting. You're just pointing out that they'll have to pry those needles from your cold, dead fingers. It doesn't matter what's on the agenda; if it doesn't let you knit, you don't give a flying hoot. If you can't knit you're not going to have fun anyway, and you're going to damn well make sure that nobody else does either. You're not really sure what kind of "fun" doesn't involve knitting, but you're suspicious. We appreciate your refusal to bend, so we knitted you this tee.