Whatever you're doing, you'd rather be hunting. You're trying to be a regular, sociable person with a normal life, but every time you're sitting at work, shooting the breeze with your friends, or trying to attend to life's minor annoyances like shopping and dating, you find your mind wandering. All you can think about is the sun coming up through the trees and your rifle or shotgun ready to aim. If you're not hunting, you're not happy. Wear this t-shirt and hoodie and let them know that if you seem to be in another world it's because, in your heart, you are.