Whatever you're doing, you'd rather be golfing. You're trying to be a regular, sociable person with a normal life, but every time you're sitting at work, shooting the breeze with your friends, or trying to attend to life's minor annoyances like shopping and dating, you find your mind wandering. All you can think about is the sun coming up over the green and the smell of fresh cut grass. If you're not golfing, you're not happy. Wear this t-shirt and hoodie and let them know that if you seem to be in another world it's because, in your heart, you are.