Whatever you're doing, you'd rather be gaming. You're trying to be a regular, sociable person with a normal life, but every time you're sitting at work, shooting the breeze with your friends, or trying to attend to life's minor annoyances like shopping and dating, you find your mind wandering. All you can think about is the next level you can reach and the next world you'll discover and conquer. If you're not gaming, you're not happy. Wear this t-shirt and hoodie and let them know that if you seem to be in an alternate reality, it's because in your heart, you are.