I'd Become A Vegetarian If Bacon Grew On Plants

Love pigs, but love bacon more? Or do you just love bacon? Either way, let this shirt speak for, and cover, your stomach. There's no better way to comfortably demonstrate the compelling allure of delicious, crispy bacon. Available in multiple colors and sizes, this T-shirt will wrap your body in bacon-flavored truth, which is the next best thing to wrapping your body in bacon.