I Would Work Out, But I Like This Dad Bod

I Would Work Out, But I Like This Dad Bod

$22.99

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There's a reason you keep that body in its fine "dad" shape. It's because the ladies love it. They know it's the mark of a man too busy being a good parent to worry about things like working out. While other guys are busy pumping iron at the gym, you're busy teaching your little ones about life. While they're killing themselves running marathons, you're running to playdates. You're a dad and you're proud of it. You're proud of your dad body that says, "I am a heck of a catch." Wear this tee and let yourself get caught by a good one.

There's a reason you keep that body in its fine "dad" shape. It's because the ladies love it. They know it's the mark of a man too busy being a good parent to worry about things like working out. While other guys are busy pumping iron at the gym, you're busy teaching your little ones about life. While they're killing themselves running marathons, you're running to playdates. You're a dad and you're proud of it. You're proud of your dad body that says, "I am a heck of a catch." Wear this tee and let yourself get caught by a good one.

Collections: Father's Day T-Shirts and Hoodies, Funny T-Shirts and Hoodies, Gift Guide for Dads, Gift Guide for Friends and Coworkers, Parents T-Shirts and Hoodies

Adult T-Shirt

  • Fabric: 100% Soft Ring-spun Cotton
  • Details: 4.5 oz., tubular construction, ribbed crew, double-needle sleeves and bottom hem with taped neck and shoulders.
  • Label: Tear Anywhere


Size Width(A) Length(B) Sleeve(C)
SM 18" 28" 8"
MD 20" 29" 8"
LG 22" 30" 8.5"
XL 24" 31" 9"
2XL 26" 32" 9.5"
3XL 28" 33" 10"
4XL 30" 34" 10"
5XL 32" 35" 10"

Ladies Junior Fit T-Shirt

  • Fabric: 100% Soft Ring-spun Cotton
  • Details: Fashion fit for feminine silhouette, side-seamed, self-fabric collar, taped neck with double-needle sleeves and bottom hem.
  • Label: Tear Anywhere
  • NOTE: Our women's fit shirts tend to run small and can shrink.

Size Width(A) Length(B) Shoulders(C)
SM 16.5" 25" 14"
MD 17.5" 26" 15"
LG 18.5" 27" 16"
XL 19.5" 28" 17"
2XL 20.5" 29" 18"

Classic Hoodie

  • Fabric: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester Fleece
  • Fit: Classic Fit
  • Details: 7.8-ounce, 50/50 cotton/poly fleece - Air jet yarn for a soft, pill-resistant finish - Two-ply hood - Dyed-to-match drawcord - Set-in sleeves - Front pouch pocket - Rib knit cuffs and waistband - Coverseamed neck, arm seams and waistband
Size A B C
SM 20" 28" 34.125"
MD 22" 29" 35.125"
LG 24" 30" 36.125"
XL 26" 31" 37.125"
2XL 28" 32" 37.625"
3XL 30" 33" 38.125"
4XL 32" 34" 38.125"

For a limited time, buy any 2 items and get free US shipping

For other orders, we offer 3 flat rate shipping options.

United States: $5.99 for entire order.
Canada: $6.99 for entire order.
International: $8.99 for entire order.

Most orders should arrive within 2 weeks in the US, and 3 weeks or more internationally.

If for some reason you have a problem with the items shipped to you, make sure to let us know right away.

We will gladly refund or exchange items within 30 days of your order that are new and have never been worn if you're not in love with them. Items that have been worn will not be accepted for returns or exchanges. Read Our Complete Return Policy

Please make sure to read the sizing chart before ordering to avoid ordering wrong sizes.

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