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I Would, But I Took An Arrow To The Knee - T Shirt

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Royal Blue

You've used up all your excuses. You've suffered through every illness in the Merck Manual and you've run out of relatives to kill off. There's no way left to weasel out of something you don't want to do. It's time to just toss out an excuse so outlandish that nobody would question it. An arrow through the head made Steve Martin famous and it can do the same for you. Wear this tee and you can be sure that nobody ask will you for a favor or anything else.