You're a team player, as long as that team has a big fat I in it. You're not antisocial, you're just opposed to irritating people. And most of them are pretty darn irritating. How are you supposed to get anything done when you're constantly interrupted by their whining, their questions and their gruesome personal habits? If they are willing to work in silence then they're welcome to share your space. Otherwise they need to know what the rules are. You'll set them straight when you cruise the cubicles wearing this tee.