There was a time you were the center of every gathering, and no party could get started until you showed up. If you wore mismatched socks by mistake one day, the rest of the world was wearing them the next. When you went to live shows, the band wore tees with your picture on them. Party drinks were named after you. Somewhere along the way you lost it and you're not sure why or how, and worst of all, you really don't care. You had it once and that was enough for any lifetime. Rock on and wear this tee. You'll always be cool to us.