You spent decades working hard and putting money away, waiting for this. Your whole retirement plan was to have no plans at all, ever, except for an occasional lazy fishing day or shooting the breeze with the boys down at O'Malley's. Just when you thought you had it all wrapped up and ready to go, your darling wife threw a wrench in the works. All of a sudden her honey-do list grew ten feet tall. Now you're spending all your time fixing and painting and fetching. You're working harder than you ever did before you retired. Wear this tee when you're making your next run to the garden center.