Only a real woman appreciates a snowboarder. That's why you've set your cap at no other kind. Those women know that snowboarding takes skill, strength and, above all, amazing good looks. That's right. Did you ever see an ugly snowboarder? Or one who wasn't surrounded by hot babes? We didn't think so. It's true that most of the females you meet are nurses and physical therapists, but that doesn't diminish their charm. You'll keep smashing yourself up and they'll keep putting you back together. It's a beautiful relationship. Keep the faith and keep snowboarding, dude.