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I Ride Horses So I Don't Choke People

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Royal Blue

You love horses, and what you love most is that when you ride them they take you far, far away from other people. You've always known that horses are better than humans and every day you get more proof of that. Horses are strong, beautiful and quiet. They don't ask you to undertake annoying tasks like working or planning a bridal shower. They leave you alone. They keep you sane. Ride on, cowboys and cowgirls, and wear this tee while you're waving goodbye.