You might be a mental case but that doesn't stop you from being a dream date. You look good and you're a barrel of nonstop laughs. You're not paranoid. Everyone really is running after you. You know it, they know it and the voices in your head know it. You're hot stuff and we're not talking about your occasional spells of pyromania. You're crazy but they're all crazy about you. Your favorite outfit is a straitjacket. You've got it all going on and it's a party in your head all the time. Wear this tee and remember to take your meds.