I Play Rugby To Pick Up Girls

All the girls love a rugby player. You're tough and fearless and you don't need any wimpy padding to play your sport. So when it comes to meeting girls you're a leg up on most other guys. True, the girls you meet are usually wearing scrubs and they're usually looking rather anxiously at your chart. But there's no wrong place to chat them up, right? The hospital, the physical therapist's office, the reception area of a surgery clinic: those are all your favorite pickup joints. Keep rumbling and keep sweet-talking them with what's left of your teeth.