I Never Run... With Scissors

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You're an adult now. You've put aside dangerous, childish things like running with scissors. Another dangerous activity you avoid is running. You don't see any need to endanger your mental or physical health with that nonsense. As this tee makes clear, you steer clear of any kind of running, not just running with scissors. We're proud of how much you've grown up. Here's a tee that lets them know you won't be getting up to anything foolish.

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